Thursday, March 24, 2016

Toddler One-Liners

While I'm currently waddling around at almost 36 weeks, there have been some hilarious one-liners coming from Olivia which make my days brighter.  Wow, is it harder being pregnant the second time around...having a toddler to care for is a game changer ;)




She has been so funny lately and her personality shines through every day.  The other day I had a doctors appointment so off we went and afterwards I met up with my sister (who also had a drs appt) and we had some yummy lunch at Smashburger.  I had parked in a corner end spot and totally forgot and just reversed out of the spot and bam ran over the curb (sorry hubby).  So I casually said "whoops, Mommy hit the curb" and we headed home.  




The next day, I took her to Target to grab some essentials for my hospital bag and stock up on household stuff we needed.  My parents met up with me while they were out as well and we stopped for pizza.  Afterwards, I was turning right and slightly bumped the curb again! I swear I'm getting clumsier by the day.  I called Rob on the car bluetooth to see how his day at work was going and before I could say anything, Olivia yells "hey Daddy! Mommy hit the curb againnnnn!"  I died laughing! Little tattle tail ;) 






Each day I'm getting more uncomfortable so yoga pants are my choice unless I'm working or going out somewhere.  Livvy has been asking to match her clothes to me everyday so she was trying to pick out an outfit and I told her to get some yoga pants just like Mommy, aka black leggings.  So she looks at me and says, "Mommy, why you wearing yogurt pants?"  Out of the mouths of babes ;)


Lastly, yesterday I was dragging so bad and decided to make some coffee.  I've been caffeine free for a month or two now to help with my constant heartburn, which is helping somewhat, but some days you just need it more than comfort. I turned on the Keurig and headed downstairs to the laundry room and Olivia yells, "Mommy, hello?  You forgot a cup!?" and shakes her head and starts laughing.  Apparently, she knows Mommy needs to be watched some mornings ;) 


Do you have any toddler one-liners you'd love to share?  I love hearing funny toddler tales!! XO

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